i hate feet and everything they stand for
what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
The moment you realize how bland your life is when it’s based on company of one other person and they’re busy.